The Running Man

Horrifying one-liners. Crap graphics. Arnold. It's cheese-tastic!

Rating: 4/10

The Other Boleyn Girl

I have always been interested in the antics of King Henry VIII and I have always been interested in Natalie Portman. Too bad neither could interest me in this film.

Rating: 5.5/10

What Happens in Vegas

Predictable. Tired. It was worse than Hidalgo.

Rating: 3.5/10

You Don't Mess With the Zohan

Save yourself a couple hours and just watch the trailer below. Anything that's worth seeing in the film is right here - and that's not saying much.

Rating: 4/10

I Am Legend

It has got to be extremely difficult holding the attention of an eager audience for 75% of a movie with only yourself and a dog, but Will Smith did it. In fact, he succeeded so much while acting out his isolation on Manhattan that I would have been content if no supporting actors weaved their way into the storyline.

Already outdated special effects (the vampire mutants look like shit), a cheesy and convenient ending, and unlikeable characters thrown in at the end of the film hurt the movie's quality, but props must be given to Will Smith, who manages, in his quest to salvage mankind, also manages to salvage this film.

Rating: 6.5/10

Sex and the City

Sex and the City was 30 minutes too long, the characters' relationship lacked the depth that made the show so endearing, and Samantha Jones was a wasted character, but I hurt when the characters hurt, laughed when Charlotte pooed herself, and I still thought the movie was enjoyable enough - even if it was nowhere near as good as the show.

Rating: 7/10